The Beauty Within
We’ve all been taught that it’s not what’s on the outside but beauty starts within. I always thought that was a load of shit. I look at the fashion magazines at the long-legged, blonde, size […]
We’ve all been taught that it’s not what’s on the outside but beauty starts within. I always thought that was a load of shit. I look at the fashion magazines at the long-legged, blonde, size […]
“This is going to be awesome Baxter,” shouted Doc from the passenger side of the 1957 black and silver hearse. They had won an all-expense-paid Las Vegas Vampire Vacation in a promotional contest called, Ghoul’s Rule Halloween […]
Dear Lord, please stricken my wife with acute laryngitis during the entire NFL season and I will watch chick-flicks and soaps with her for the rest of the year. I even promise to cry at […]
A Lindsay Lohan probation debacle song parody I’ve set it to the tune of “Camptown Races.” Lindsay Lohan’s back in jail, doo,dah,doo,dah Lindsay Lohan gets no bail Oh doo, dah day Gonna whine all night, gonna cry all […]
October is well known for its beautiful autumn foliage. It’s also known for spooky, scary Halloween activities. We live in a small southern town where children dressed as ghosts and goblins still ring your bell […]
Today’s poll has GOP Republican presidential contender Businessman Herman Cain ahead of Mitt Romney. However, I personally believe the following Canes have a better chance of winning the nomination; Citizen Cane: A classic film even […]
Oh Dear Lord, grant me the strength and fortitude to shop with my wife [while I miss the 4th quarter, second down, scores tied of the Steelers-Packer’s game] now that she’s discovered Target carries Missoni and the patience […]
Oh Dear Lord, please express line Pat Robertson to your kingdom in heaven so that he may be an eternal slave to those who’ve died from Alzheimer’s . . . oh, have him dress in drag […]