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Author: Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

The Beauty Within

October 29, 2011October 29, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

We’ve all been taught that it’s not what’s on the outside but beauty starts within.  I always thought that was a load of shit.  I look at the fashion magazines at the long-legged, blonde, size […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylecervix, colonoscopy, mammogram, OBGYN, pap smear

What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas on Halloween

October 27, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

“This is going to be awesome Baxter,” shouted Doc from the passenger side of the 1957 black and silver hearse. They had won an all-expense-paid Las Vegas Vampire Vacation in a promotional contest called, Ghoul’s Rule Halloween […]

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2 CommentsFiction, Good Clean Funcandy corn, demons, devils, Halloween, Las Vegas, skeletons, trick or treat, Vampires, werewolves

(late) Friday Humor Devotional

October 22, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, please stricken my wife with acute laryngitis during the entire NFL season and I will watch chick-flicks and soaps with her for the rest of the year.  I even promise to cry at […]

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daychick flicks, football, God, NFL season, soaps, women

Lindsay Lohan, Doo,Dah,Doo,Dah!

October 20, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

A Lindsay Lohan probation debacle song parody I’ve set it to the tune of “Camptown Races.” Lindsay Lohan’s back in jail, doo,dah,doo,dah Lindsay Lohan gets no bail Oh doo, dah day Gonna whine all night, gonna cry all […]

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7 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Good Clean FunLindsay Lohan, lindsay lohan song parody, lohan in jail again, lohan mugshot, lohan probation violation

Halloween in the Hood

October 14, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

October is well known for its beautiful autumn foliage.  It’s also known for spooky, scary Halloween activities.   We live in a small southern town where children dressed as ghosts and goblins still ring your bell […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Lifehalloween candy, halloween humor, haunted houses, pumpkins, trick or treat, witches

Spare the Cain Spoil the Romney

October 13, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Today’s poll has GOP Republican presidential contender Businessman Herman Cain ahead of Mitt Romney.  However, I personally believe the following Canes have a better chance of winning the nomination; Citizen Cane: A classic film even […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Politicscandy cane, GOP humor, herman cain, mitt romney, political humor, presidential contenders, Republicans

Friday Humor Devotional

October 7, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, forgive my night of drunken debauchery and please help me to remember why I have, “MUST BE THIS HEIGHT TO RIDE” tattooed across the back of my ass,  Amen.

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6 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayalcohol, bad tattoos, beer, drunk people, keg party, partying, tattoos

Friday Humor Devotional

September 30, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, save me from the evils of boxed wine, men who still live with their mothers and Triscuits, Amen.      

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4 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daybox wines, daily humor devotional, lord, triscuits, wines

Friday Humor Devotional

September 23, 2011September 23, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

Oh Dear Lord, grant me the strength and fortitude to shop with my wife [while I miss the 4th quarter, second down, scores tied of the Steelers-Packer’s game] now that she’s discovered Target carries Missoni and the patience […]

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayfashion, glamore, Missoni, shopping, Target

Friday Humor Devotional

September 16, 2011September 16, 2011 Deb Martin-Webster

Oh Dear Lord,  please express line Pat Robertson to your kingdom in heaven so that he may be an eternal slave to those who’ve died from Alzheimer’s  . . . oh, have him dress in drag […]

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4 CommentsFictionalzheimer's, christianity, Devil, friday humor devotional, heaven, heavenly kingdom, pat robertson

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