Baby baby baby,oh no!
I’ve got a bad cold and I’m coughing so much, please someone get me that stuffy, sneezy, achy, makes you so high Justin Bieber’s music sounds good, pass out wherever you take it cold medicine, […]
Author: Deb Martin-Webster
After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer.
Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix.
Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.
Rednecks in the Mist – The Observational Study of an Over Populated Species
Hello, I’m David Attenborough. Well, not really it’s me Deb but I thought this story would be better narrated in the voice of Mr. Attenborough. Welcome to my show, “Exploring the Unexplored and Nonsensical.” Today […]
I’m Michele Bachmann, Hire Me!
Michele Bachmann announced that she is dropping out of the GOP race. I must say that I was totally disappointed. She was such a charismatic candidate. Although she has the charm and sex appeal of […]
A Special New Year’s Eve Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please do NOT let my New Year’s Eve blind date have any of the following: a beard better than mine, have four legs, less teeth than my one-year-old niece, smaller boobs than my […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, as the year comes to an end remember, the new year is not about dwelling on the things you didn’t do, it’s about looking forward and rejoicing in the exciting things you will do, the […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord and/or Santa please reconsider adding me and my buddies back to your nice list. The Vegas incident involving the vacuum cleaners, Elvis impersonator and Tequila will NEVER happen again, well at least never […]
Smoked Lady Parts on Sail?
A co-worker stopped by her local supermarket deli to pick up some lunch meat for her family. She was perusing the selection when she noticed the small, poorly written, misspelled sign advertising, “ Smoked Virgina […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, I’m so sorry about the prune danishes I left out for Santa. Please tell Mrs. Claus I’ll be happy to pay for his dry cleaning and his sleigh to be detailed. Oh, and the […]
Don’t Meth with Walmart
The other day I saw a news article about a woman in Tulsa Oklahoma who was arrested by police for building a meth lab on a shelf in a Walmart store. It also stated that she had […]