Money Well Spent
If I had a dollar, every time someone said if I had a dollar, I’d have two dollars to give them to shut them the hell up. Yes, I know this is a run-on-sentence . […]
Author: Deb Martin-Webster
After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer.
Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix.
Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.
Ssssschtick ‘em up
Ah, leave it to my old state to make the top of the wacky news report. Evelyn Marie Fuller, a toothless 49-year-old Pennsylvania woman decided to rob a bank to get dentures because welfare wouldn’t […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, I examined Mrs. Johnson before her delivery of quadruplets. I sure hope one of them comes out wearing a diamond-studded Rolex or my wife is going to murder me for losing my 10th Wedding Anniversary […]
The Ranting of a Reluctant Prognosticator
“Here we go again. Has it been a year already? I can’t believe its February. I’ve put on a lot of weight. I’ll never squeeze into that ceremonial cage!” Let me tell ya’ I never […]
One Brick Short of a Reception
In the news a Seattle woman announced her profound love for a building she stayed in during an Occupy Seattle protest. So much so she said she decided to marry it. Stating it was love […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, after being stopped for a speeding violation is it a sin to bribe a police officer with liquor-filled doughnuts and a lap dance, please say it isn’t because if it is I’m in […]
A SOPA/PIPA Ponderable
While I was writing a statement denouncing SOPA/PIPA I realized I was humming a Justin Bieber tune that was stuck in my head. My thoughts, “Could I be sued by him or would he be […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please tell my new sports addicted boyfriend that yelling, “GO, GO, YES, YES, YeeeeES . . . TOUCH DOWN!” while we’re making out is NOT considered foreplay and will never get him laid, […]
A Tiger in your Toilet Tank
In the news today it was reported that Tiger Woods ex-wife Elin Nordegren had her $12.3 million Palm Beach oceanfront mansion demolished. Items from the home were donated to Habitat for Humanity to be auctioned off. […]