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Author: E. V. Erton

E. V. Erton’s career as a writer spans blogging, books and short stories, corporate communications, journalism, plays and comedy sketches, satirical essays, and TV documentaries. Possibly the best way to trace his career path is to dip a sugared-up fly with ADHD in ink, and let the insect wander around a blank sheet of paper. Comedy has long been a passion. A book of short stories and a play about George Washington crossing the River Delaware are almost ready to attract the first rejections. He would love to get involved in another comedy production and write for The Onion. He lives in Pennsylvania with his wife, two kids, and a dog called Spike who should be named Obnoxious.

Easy Riding for Boomer “Grandparents of Anarchy” Bikers

October 20, 2014 E. V. Erton

A range of motorcycles specially designed for baby boomer bikers hits the road this week in time for the holiday buying season. There are two models in the range: the Gray Ghost Roadster and the […]

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4 CommentsFictionaging hells angels, baby boomers, funny, Grandparents of Anarchy, motorcycles, riding into the sunset

Halloween Quickies

October 17, 2014October 17, 2014 E. V. Erton

Cheap Halloween party costume ideas. 1) Sit in fetal position all night squeezed between guests: Airline passenger. 2) Go naked: Selfie. 3) Hit guests (preferably female): NFL player.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayfancy dress, halloween costumes

Kim’s Back. Or is He?

October 15, 2014 E. V. Erton

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has appeared in public after a six-week absence. Speculation that Kim has been deposed or suffered a major illness seems to be off the mark – but perhaps not. […]

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1 CommentFictionElvis Presley, funny, Justin Bieber, Kate Perry, Kim Jong Un, North Korea leader defects?

Christopher Who?

October 13, 2014 E. V. Erton

We’re celebrating a guy who went to the wrong place, called the locals by the wrong name, totaled a few of his vehicles, and had a bust up with his female sponsor. Again, why is […]

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3 CommentsFictionAmerica discovered, Christopher Columbus, Columbus gets lost, funny

Study: Breast-Fed Babies Less Likely to Become North Korean-like

October 11, 2014 E. V. Erton

Babies who are breast-fed in a nurturing environment are three times less likely to develop North Korean tendencies than bottle-fed infants, according to a study carried out by the Center for Offbeat Medical Research, University […]

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5 CommentsFictionbaby milk formula, bottle or breast, breast feeding, funny, North Korea, want to be North Korean?

A Blood Moon Rising

October 8, 2014October 8, 2014 E. V. Erton

I often suffer from night cramps, but this one felt like my toes were doing origami. Stretching didn’t do much good. When the cramps wormed their way up my legs and into my arms, I […]

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6 CommentsFictionblood moon, funny, howling at the moon, suburban beasts, tailgating, werewolf party

Scientists to Call Time on Global Warming Hoax

October 6, 2014October 6, 2014 E. V. Erton

The world scientists who spend most of their time playing practical jokes on humanity have announced that they are bringing down the curtain on their global warming hoax. “If you look at great shows like […]

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5 CommentsFictionclimate change, funny, global warming, hubble telescope, human genome, scientists, the jokers in science

10 Secret Service Security Fixes That Will Turn the White House into a Fortress

October 2, 2014 E. V. Erton

The Secret Service has announced plans to reinforce security at the White House following the recent incident were an intruder jumped the fence and gained access to the building. “We’ve already changed the locks,” said […]

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11 CommentsFictionfunny, mitt romney, protect the President, secret service, security, Ted Cruz, terrorist threat, White House intruder

Infested with Destructive Pests? Frack-a-Mole Could be the Answer

September 30, 2014 E. V. Erton

Pest exterminators have a devastating new weapon in the fight against animal invaders: fracking. Developed by the oil industry, fracking injects a mixture of sand, water, and chemicals at high pressure into the ground. The […]

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8 CommentsFictionfrack your pests away, fracking, funny, groundhog invasion, pest control, pest exterminator, termite terror

Multi-Vehicle Crash Halts NASCAR Indianapolis 2014 Segway Speedway Race

September 29, 2014September 29, 2014 E. V. Erton

Drivers suffered multiple injuries in a pile-up involving 12 Segways competing in this year’s NASCAR Indy 2014 Segway Speedway World Challenge. The accident happened during the third lap of the grueling race when world champion […]

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7 CommentsFictionfunny, Indy 2104, NASCAR Speedway, race track pile up, racing accident, Segways collide, speeding Segways

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