Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/23/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Ex-NFL pro Matt Kahil’s penis size, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from […]
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/16/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Times Square 2026 New Year celebration , doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new […]
Trump Officials Clarify What Constitutes an Act of Domestic Terrorism
Washington, D.C. — In an effort to reduce confusion, panic, and accidental freedom, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller held a joint press conference today to clarify […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/9/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a Russian freighter, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/3/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about “How the Grinch Stole Christmas,” doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/26/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Time’s Person of the Year, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/19/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Country music legend, Billy Don Burns, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from […]
