I Hate Machines That Talk to Me
Call me an old fogey or whatever you want to call me (within reason), but talking machines are just weird. Okay, I will concede that talking elevators are useful for people who are visually impaired. […]
Unicorn Bites 11/7/13
My hobby is convincing little kids to say, “Last night I played with the little boy who died in our house.” So far I’ve made 2 families move — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November […]
With websites like this, who needs enemies?
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK I figured it out – I figured out what’s wrong with the Obamacare website! Not that I can fix it … let’s not get silly. I got the idea from […]
THROWBACK THORSDAY!
Sooo back in the day, right? Turns out there wouldn’t be a Throwback Thursday if it weren’t for this dude Thor used lightning as a weapon. This led to the practice of hanging […]
What Happens in the Barber Chair…
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Pretending
I’ve been following the GOP re-branding effort with amusement. This sloppy propaganda campaign is an attempt to portray the party as a big-tent that genuinely cares about women, minorities, and gays. It’s been a rough […]
Gym Jagoffs! Yep, That’s a Pube!
So at the gym workin’ out. Time to shower and get to a few cold beers and stuffin’ my face with a salad topped with bleu cheese dressing! When I get to the shower, I see the […]
The logic of the small-minded person
I wouldn’t be a big fan of talking to people because you have to pretend that you’re listening to them and hopefully nod at the right moments and speak to them and not fall asleep. […]
Unicorn Bites 11/6/13
My 3-year-old said, “Daddy, I’m going to poop today!” Life is more exciting when you have big plans. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 6, 2013 Don’t bother trying to cheer me up, chipper […]
Hallmark Gets Stuck with Tacky Holiday Sweater
Controversy has found its way to the door of Hallmark. Yes, the company that brings us greeting cards that require me to take out a small second mortgage to purchase one, is in trouble with […]