Unicorn Bites 5/9/13
Being a parent is a lot like being a prison guard. Your main job is to make sure the kids don’t kill each other or escape. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 9, 2013 I may […]
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Being a parent is a lot like being a prison guard. Your main job is to make sure the kids don’t kill each other or escape. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 9, 2013 I may […]
I’m a Baby Boomer. My father came back from World War II and I was born very shortly after that. If you believe the statistics, many, many others followed us early postwar arrivals into the […]
For the past few weeks, there have been two pairs of panties lying on the table in the laundry room. I’ll admit that I’ve become obsessed with them. Don’t worry, not in a creepy way. […]
I love that HumorOutcasts.com can help out charitable organizations on occasion. This week I did an interview with TV producer Kara Vallow (Family Guy, American Dad, The Cleveland Show) who is also part of the […]
If there’s one thing that really bothers me, it’s somebody that hacks into my computer when I can barely understand Cold Fusion Mark-up Language. Our friend Chive came over to babysit last night. The next […]
My boss said I’m as useful as a potted plant, but he’s off base. Plants make oxygen that keeps us alive. I’m way less useful than that. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 8, 2013 Romantics […]
Maria Muldaur was the voice behind the 1974 mega hit “Midnight at the Oasis”, a pop tune that made sand dunes and camels chic. (Pun intended.) Since then, she’s recorded nearly an album a year […]
I was Caricature Assassinated by HO’s Simon Ellinas, who if you didn’t know, is a well-known British artist and caricaturist! And it is only because of my deep respect for him that I want to […]
The great thing about the internet is that it’s filled with people offering unsolicited advice, most of it bad. People like me offer nuggets of “wisdom” in the hopes that you’ll be impressed by what […]
It was a beautiful day in the neighborhood for speculation this week, when it was announced that a Mr. Rogers biopic is in the works. Many media outlets, like Parade and People magazines, asked readers […]