My girlfriend wants me to change, but she doesn’t understand that to get that hipster smell, I have to wear the same clothes for a week.
As I approach the milestone age of 40, I look back at my life, and I think where the hell did it go, and why do I still feel like I’m 20? It seems that […]
When I was growing up, I wanted to be a musician… a singer in a rock and roll band. My friends wanted to be firemen, police officers, astronauts, professional athletes… something noble, athletes were nobler […]
…this is going to make stalking SO much easier. Now all I have to do is quick-snap a photo of that hot barista or the equally attractive patrons, add it to my Mobile Uploads folder, […]
One of the downsides to operating a writing website is screening the comments that readers post. I will admit that in the past I was have been critical of “cheerleading” sites where readers just tell […]
I had to make a quick trip to the mall. I knew what I wanted and where I could get it, so this was going to be a destination shopping event – no browsing or window […]
Heroin addicts aren’t good for much, but they’re the ones to ask if you want to find a needle in a haystack.
I haven’t always been known as Joseph Boxer. Truth be told, I have a more informal name. You see, I used to work for Corporate America, a professional pusher of papers, I wasn’t just a […]
During one of my insomnia nights, I decided to grab my laptop and read some online news. There was an interesting article (and I cannot find it now, so I have to wonder if I […]
My wife and kids had a yard sale and lemonade stand, and my 7-year-old daughter decided to hawk her artwork under a “meet the artist” sign. I bought one of her reproductions for 25 cents. […]