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Biblemania: The Story of Lot

April 27, 2011August 19, 2012 Eric Hetvile

Every once in a while, I like to break out my favorite old book of wisdom. But I can’t find it, so let’s talk about the bible instead. I’ve addressed it in two previous segments. […]

5 CommentsFictionbible, Bible Humor, God, Lot

Does my Bank Think I am an Armed Robber?

April 27, 2011January 3, 2012 Stephanie Queen

My bank has a sign: “Please remove glasses, hats, hooded sweatshirts, and anything else that might aid in disguising yourself to our tellers before entering the premises.” Doesn’t it seem a bit paranoid that the […]

10 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebank robbery, humor, security guard, SWAT team, trust, walmart greeter

My Take on Social Media

April 27, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Social media to me is an amazing phenomenon. I admit when it first arrived on the scene, I thought it was a fad that would fade.  I never thought people could have meaningful connections via […]

14 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylefacebook, follows, friends, funny, humor, social media, twitter

Shocker! Orgasms Relieve Restless Leg Syndrome

April 26, 2011April 27, 2011 lbwoodgate

RATED NC-17       I know this sounds too fantastic to be true but you now have a legitimate excuse for masturbating when your mom or spouse walks in on you while you’re doing […]

21 CommentsFictiondopamine, masturbation, orgasm, restless leg syndrome cure

The Man In My Sister’s Bed

April 26, 2011April 27, 2011 Theresa Wiza

Cindy, my little sister, was around four years old – I was about five and a half – when with voice quivering, she begged me to join her in her bed. A frantic whisper spread […]

7 CommentsEveryday Lifefears, imaginary friends, siblings, sisters

To iPhone or not to iPhone? That is the question

April 26, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

My daughter is considering getting an iPhone. She has a Blackberry but alas, the Blackberry does not have the apps for the games she likes to play. To satisfy her game hunger, she has been […]

8 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, RelationshipsBlackberry, computers, Einstein, engineers, humor, Iphones, smart phones

Decrocked

April 26, 2011April 27, 2011 Richard Spall

Bless me father, for I have sinned. It has been one month since my last confession. Yes, this is the season for uncovered transgressions. Though this one was not revealed by my wife or a […]

6 CommentsLifestylecrocs, dads, daughters, school, shoes

God is Not Fair

April 26, 2011April 27, 2011 Eric Hetvile

On the scale of “shit that is good”, I think everyone would agree that fairness and equality are right up there at the top behind french fries. Any imagined/designed/created construct must always take fairness into […]

4 CommentsFictionbible, God, Jesus, MLM, Moses, religion

Biblemania: The Story of Job

April 26, 2011August 19, 2012 Eric Hetvile

So I was watching some religious programming on The Smithsonian Channel, and as I mentioned earlier, God was so surprised that Adam and Eve ate from the Tree of Knowledge, and just so steamed at […]

5 CommentsLifestyleAdam and Eve, bible, children, God, job, Satan

The Savior

April 26, 2011April 27, 2011 Eric Hetvile

“Master, we have followed you for years, when will we experience this Kingdom of which you speak?” “Yeah, are we going to get castles?” “And servants! I want some servants…” “My children, we are building […]

2 CommentsLifestylebeer, believers, Jesus, kingdom, Savior

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