Fat Tuesday!
Tuesday, February 25, 2020 Today I am grateful for Fat Tuesday! Finally, I have my day, the day of all days, when I can be fat without judgement or disapproval! And because I live in […]
The Place to Take a Humor Break
Tuesday, February 25, 2020 Today I am grateful for Fat Tuesday! Finally, I have my day, the day of all days, when I can be fat without judgement or disapproval! And because I live in […]
So, you’ve finally decided to take up the adrenaline-pumping sport of downhill skiing. Congratulations! I’m confident that, in no time, with a little advanced planning, you’ll be swishing between moguls, mastering hot dog aerials and […]
A Boston-area woman has earned the nickname “The Bra Whisperer” for her skill at properly fitting women with undergarments. The Boston Globe We was hunkered down on our haunches–me and the kid who’d won a Mademoiselle […]
Yesterday I repaired a crown in my mouth that fell out about a year ago. It’s a miracle not that I got it glued in, but that I was able to find it. But when […]
Wealthy suburb Wellesley, Mass. has hired constables to collect unpaid lunch money. The Boston Globe “Don’t do it–the chocolate milk is three cents extra.” Me and my buddy Rocco was crusin’ the streets […]
Evangelicals Try Stand-Up. Headline, The Wall Street Journal MC: Ladies and Gentlemen, our next act comes to us from a two-week engagement at Mt. Zion Baptist Church in Otterville, Missouri. He’s appeared on the Tonight […]
Part of a librarian’s job is helping people find a book that they’ve read or heard about. But sometimes our patrons get the title wrong. For instance? The woman who came to the library asking […]