If You Need a Lawyer, I Found Just the Guy
[Author’s note: For maximum effect, this article is intended to be read at a fast pace, preferably with a thick New Jersey mobster accent. – TEJ] THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID COMMERCIAL FROM MARVIN GUERKIN, […]
The Place to Take a Humor Break
[Author’s note: For maximum effect, this article is intended to be read at a fast pace, preferably with a thick New Jersey mobster accent. – TEJ] THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID COMMERCIAL FROM MARVIN GUERKIN, […]
AMARILLO, Texas. Joe Don Mergen has just one week of freedom left before he begins the school year as a sophomore at Darrell Royal High School here, but he says he’s looking forward to Labor Day […]
Artwork by Lauren Faulkenberry. Idea/text by Bill Spencer. Lauren Faulkenberry is a novelist and illustrator living in western North Carolina. Originally from South Carolina, she has worked as an archaeologist, an editor, and a ranger […]
BOSTON. It’s 5:55 a.m., and Julie Berman’s alarm clock just went off. She’s not quite ready to get up, but she doesn’t hit the snooze button. “I’ve got to start speed-dialing at 5:59 if I […]
Replace running shoes every 400 to 500 miles (or 4-5 years, whichever comes first). Wait to run for at least 2 hours after eating a meal (otherwise, be sure that you are only 2 minutes […]
It has been several years since Norma Lyon, the pre-eminent practitioner of a uniquely American art form–butter sculpture–died, and the deep impact of her demise becomes more clear with each passing day. “I can’t believe it’s not Jesus […]