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Stay With Me Here (Here in Slow Motion)

July 22, 2011
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Stay With Me Here (Here in Slow Motion)

I love her. As true as it is cliché, I knew it from the first moment that I saw her. Here she is, almost a year later, and we have our routines. One of which……

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Christian Mingle

July 21, 2011
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All this talk of dating sites, and a commercial for Christian Mingle, piqued my interest. So I gave it a shot. They claimed that they would “find God’s match” for me. Which made me quite…

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Crank it Up Baby!

July 21, 2011
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There’s nothing like driving with the top down and cranking up the  music on hot summer nights.  I remember my old 1970 Volkswagen Rabbit with the crappy red vinyl seats that literally turned in to molten…

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Where Babies Come From

July 21, 2011
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My son asked me where babies come from, so I broke down and told him the truth, Craigslist.

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God’s Greatest Gift

July 21, 2011
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God’s greatest gift to man was reason. I have used that gift to determine that God is completely made up. Thanks, God.

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Sarah Palin Loves Jews

July 21, 2011
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For a long-suffering people, it seems that Jews are experiencing a resurgence in popularity, due mainly, it seems, to Tea Party and evangelical Christians. Why is this? For a group who takes such serious issue…

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Going Batty

July 21, 2011
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Going Batty

There was a bat. In case you need more details, let me fill you in. I was sitting in bed watching Adult Swim on the Cartoon Network  when I saw, what appeared to be a…

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Sky’s the Limit

July 21, 2011
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"I know the sky's the limit, but I really need a little more structure in my life than that."

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Up and Up

July 21, 2011
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"When you really get right down to it, most things don't seem to be on the up and up."

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Newly-minted old man rants about Google+

July 20, 2011
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Newly-minted old man rants about Google+

 This is an R-rated post.   I turn 30 tomorrow. I was born two weeks late according to some doctors, and what do they know? So, it seemed appropriate to not put off this…

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The Devil Came to Pennsylvania

July 20, 2011
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The Devil Came to Pennsylvania

A friend of mine decided she was going to quit smoking and lose weight all at the same time.  I thought this was a bad idea especially since she is going through menopause as well.…

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Serenity, Boomer Style

July 20, 2011
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All of our lives we hear about how wonderful it is to grow older. Our “golden years” are going to be the best years of our lives, they tell us.  Well, I have news for…

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Battle of the Sexes

July 20, 2011
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"In the battle of the sexes, everyone has a special agender."

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People

July 20, 2011
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Ever notice that people who think and act small are among your biggest problems?

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The End of the World May Be Coming!

July 19, 2011
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If you are looking for a sure sign that the end is near, check out the National League Central standings. the Pittsburgh Pirates are leading the division. Definitely a sign of hell freezing over!

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Look, But You Better Not Touch

July 19, 2011
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Well, there is no delicate way to discuss this topic. I came across it while looking at a website for vitamins and natural supplements. Staring before me was a health and wellness page about this…

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A Pie for Mr. Murdoch

July 19, 2011
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A Pie for Mr. Murdoch

The Mrs. says no way Jose and literally saves face for Rupert Murdoch, or to be precise,  saves his face from whatever is in that “cream pie”. It’s pretty sad when someone a foot smaller…

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To Willie Nelson

July 19, 2011
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Dear Willie, I see that you have been busted for marijuana possession again. This has gotten to be a habit with you.  This time, though, you drew a tough Texas judge who isn’t impressed with…

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Grocery Shopping is Hard

July 19, 2011
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I had no food in the refrigerator. This was not unusual . All I could possibly scrounge up for dinner was soggy lettuce with one wrinkled cherry tomato. This should have motivated me to go…

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Trousers

July 18, 2011
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TRO– USERS ARE VERY interesting. I’m wearing a pair even as I type this. They are very useful for covering the lower parts of the body for those occasions when it is unsuitable to be…

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The Wizarding World Of …

July 18, 2011
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I just saw a movie where a wizard sacrifices himself for humanity. I had a really hard time believing any of it. Anybody else see “Passion of the Christ”?

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