Sometimes
Sometimes it’s hard to know what to say so you have a little think about it and sometimes it works. Sometimes you say the wrong thing and your not even aware of it. If your […]
Tag: Bill Y Ledden
Turn and Serve
I often think about myself. One time I thought about nothing but myself for 17 years, 11 months days, 30 days and 59 minutes. And then without any prior notice, a minute later, I turned […]
One Awesome Read
I scare people. It isn’t because I’m a scary person but when the inevitable happens and the inevitable will happen and people compare themselves to me, it makes them feel bad about themselves. This is perfectly […]
Praying for an accident.
Jill Y and I had one of our hourly arguments. I said I was better than her and she begged to differ. The begging didn’t stop there either. She said she was a better person […]
Personal Hygiene Products – Men and Women
They don’t call me MacGyver and that’s because I’m not good with my hands. Give me a glove and I’ll know what to do with it but ask me to fix the flux capacitor and […]
The Right of Way
Jill Y and I do not believe in smacking our imaginary kids. When I was a kid, my dad gently smacked me once and I’ve since developed what the doctors call “a healthy respect for others”. […]
The dude who looked like food
There’s no end in sight to this digital recognition and I’m as guilty as the next creative genius who comes along shouting “look at me, I’m better than you and to prove it, I have […]
Keeping It Real
I bumped into an ex-girlfriend and we had a laugh, reminiscing about the surreal old days. I asked if she wanted to grab a coffee and she picked up her phone and logged on to […]
I am a criminal and I deserved to be punished.
I am a criminal. I am a criminal and I deserve to be punished. My crime was heinous. I ask for no mercy. Were I to sentence myself, I would throw the book at me […]