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Awkward Priest

July 29, 2011 Wilma Jammer

Summer is good and bad. The “good” is going to the beach, eating ice cream when it’s hot, swimming in the pool and playing outdoors. The “bad,” as an adult at least, is that it […]

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Fictionawkward situation, children, comedy, conversation, friend, friends, fun, funny, funny stories, girlfriends, humor, overheard conversation, parents, pool, relationships, stupid, swimming, swimming pool, writing

Birthday Clown

June 17, 2011June 17, 2011 Kevin Woolery

The clown at my son’s birthday party was so bad that he made a balloon animal by sticking an air compressor hose in my dog’s mouth.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Daybirthday parties, children, clowns, dogs

Am I My Father’s Son?

June 2, 2011July 16, 2011 Joseph Boxer

Parents pass along all kinds of traits to their children. I am blessed to have blue eyes, an articulate demeanor, a 6’3″ muscular stature, and a pendulum between my thighs. But there is one thing […]

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16 CommentsRelationshipschildren, deviancy, DNA, funny, humor, parents

Biblemania: The Story of Job

April 26, 2011August 19, 2012 Eric Hetvile

So I was watching some religious programming on The Smithsonian Channel, and as I mentioned earlier, God was so surprised that Adam and Eve ate from the Tree of Knowledge, and just so steamed at […]

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5 CommentsLifestyleAdam and Eve, bible, children, God, job, Satan

Checking My Brain at the Gate of the Carnival

April 18, 2011April 18, 2011 Pattie Byrd

Recently, we had one of those small carnivals come to our town.  I saw it set up in the parking lot of a vacated business, and I thought what fun.  I didn’t even know those […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Relationshipscarnivals, children, corn dogs, cotton candy, entertainment, funnel cakes, funny stories, humor, party, rides, teens

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