Gary & Lydia
Never underestimate the human mind. Uncle Gary loved Lydia for a long time. She taught him how to make his own sandwich, how to string proper, cohesive sentences together and how to bring back clothes […]
Never underestimate the human mind. Uncle Gary loved Lydia for a long time. She taught him how to make his own sandwich, how to string proper, cohesive sentences together and how to bring back clothes […]
Things change. My bank balance changes and always for the worst. T&C’s change. The weather changes. Plans change. Lady Gaga’s hair changes. Seasons change. Time changes. Styles change. My mood changes. Temperatures change. Rulers of […]
I enjoy making predictions. For instance, whenever I attend a wedding I always try to predict what song will be played during the bride and groom’s slow dance. I usually pick either Beast Of Burden […]
Listen to me now as I share these words. Bill Y is not a proud man. I’ve seen and done some things that cannot be spoken of. I’ve partied with people who know of people […]
If by “watch the kids” you mean “exist in the same house as them,” my parental supervision is unmatched. I’m sure they’re in here somewhere. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 3, 2013 Someone […]
We all worry about me and I’m no different. It’s not easy being everywhere and always right. What I said on that Wednesday night in 1997 was gospel, and it’s only now that the good […]
Coworker: I ordered pizzas for the office. Me: I love you like a brother. Him: They’re all vegetarian Me: I hope you die of face herpes. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 2, 2013 […]
The burden of expectation follows me like a victim being stalked by a stalker and I’m the stalkee for a change. Most people who think they know Bill Y, don’t know him at all, at […]
Archeologists scour the deserts of the Middle East for years, looking for proof of God. Some people go through the Bible, line by painstaking line, looking for things that are happening today that were foretold […]