Gary & Lydia

Never underestimate the human mind. Uncle Gary loved Lydia for a long time. She taught him how to make his own sandwich, how to string proper, cohesive sentences together and how to bring back clothes […]

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Read these words and acknowledge them as fact.

Things change. My bank balance changes and always for the worst. T&C’s change. The weather changes. Plans change. Lady Gaga’s hair changes. Seasons change. Time changes. Styles change. My mood changes. Temperatures change. Rulers of […]

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My Big Prediction

I enjoy making predictions. For instance, whenever I attend a wedding I always try to predict what song will be played during the bride and groom’s slow dance. I usually pick either Beast Of Burden […]

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Is anyone in the market for a bike?

Listen to me now as I share these words. Bill Y is not a proud man. I’ve seen and done some things that cannot be spoken of. I’ve partied with people who know of people […]

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Unicorn Bites 11/3/13

If by “watch the kids” you mean “exist in the same house as them,” my parental supervision is unmatched. I’m sure they’re in here somewhere. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 3, 2013 Someone […]

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Why is everybody always looking at me?

We all worry about me and I’m no different. It’s not easy being everywhere and always right. What I said on that Wednesday night  in 1997 was gospel, and it’s only now that  the good […]

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I don’t even know what constructive pedagogy is.

The burden of expectation follows me like a victim being stalked by a stalker and I’m the stalkee for a change. Most people who think they know Bill Y, don’t know him at all, at […]

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