You couldn’t make this up.
Based on an incredible, true story of fact, this has to be believed. The time was yesterday and the place was a little somewhere where the bus stop was. Bill Y was going to work […]
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Unicorn Bites 10/26/13
When an apple fell on Sir Isaac Newton’s head, I doubt he really said, “Aha, gravity.” What he really said was probably, “Fuck apples.” — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 26, 2013 Daycare lady: […]
Do you know a turtle’s only weakness?
Getting out of bed this morning, I realized that I didn’t want to get out of bed. Jill Y is a Scientist and spends her day researching stuff to make thongs better. I’m not a […]
Unicorn Bites 10/24/13
Wife: *glares* "Do you think you’re funny?" Me: "Yes." W: M: W: Me: "I mean no." W: M: "How many guesses do I get?" — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 24, 2013 “Daddy, why […]
Clearing the Air
Are you a fan of Brussel sprouts but find that they are not a fan of you? Does the phrase “cut the cheese” mean something to you besides obtaining a slice of warm brie with […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Deb Martin-Webster
Deb Martin-Webster visited this week and so we had a fun and spontaneous show!! Many thanks to Deb for being a great co-host. Click on Deb’s name below to hear the interview and also check […]
Doggone website
My wife recently updated my website, and since it’s not completely finished she put up a “consolation” photo — which shows the expression our dog often gets whenever he sees us doing all that confusing […]
I Still Like Ike
Just how bad is the infighting in the GOP? It’s gotten so bad that they’re even going after the dead guys in their own party. The Wall Street Journal is reporting that last week’s budget […]
Unicorn Bites 10/23/13
My screensaver is a screenshot of a bunch of spreadsheets so my boss doesn’t notice when I haven’t moved my mouse in an hour. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 23, 2013 Side effects […]