Hotel Utica: The Just-in-time-for-Halloween Review
The body of a decapitated bird ushered my entrance into Hotel Utica. Downtown Utica at 6:30pm on a Wednesday already looks deserted in an “I Am Legend” sort of way. So when I walk up […]
Tag: funny
Unicorn Bites 10/19/13
Don’t kid yourself. You don’t have multiple personalities. As far as I can tell, you don’t even have one. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 19, 2013 Autocorrect changed “honor” to “honour” because apparently […]
How can we be lovers, if we can’t be friends?
Although I’m as perfect as anybody can be, I do realize that you’re going to be jealous but that’s okay, you’ve good reason to be. Having said that, I don’t have all the answers even […]
Unicorn Bites 10/18/13
Growing up, I wasn’t a fan of sit-ups or running, but I loved push-ups. My favorites were the orange Flintstones ones the Schwan man sold. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 18, 2013 […]
Oh Brother
I grew up in a family with three older sisters (and no brothers). As a kid I often found my hair being braided and my fingernails being painted. As a result, I never braid my […]
My best friend is better than your best friend.
Thinking before speaking is not one of my strong points. Actually, thinking is not one or my strong points but sometimes I don’t have to think. Thirsty Dave and I are the very best of […]
Unicorn Bites 10/17/13
Wait, liquor commercial, you want me to buy your product AND drink responsibly? One of us clearly doesn’t understand how alcohol works. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 17, 2013 I know my wife […]
I am the Bill Y
When I run for the bus, I don’t run, I walk. In my massively esteemed opinion, the bus should schedule around me. The reason for this? I am the Bill Y. This makes nothing but sense. […]
Unicorn Bites 10/16/13
Arguing about politics on Facebook makes roughly the same impression on your friends as pooping your pants in public. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 16, 2013 Sorry I didn’t laugh during your 9-minute-long […]