Fast Food
When Jill Y’s mother first met my mother, it was a recipe for a catastrophe waiting to happen. Like me, my mother says a lot of stupid things and is oblivious to any wrongdoing. We’re […]
Don’t kid yourself. You don’t have multiple personalities. As far as I can tell, you don’t even have one. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 19, 2013 Autocorrect changed “honor” to “honour” because apparently […]
Although I’m as perfect as anybody can be, I do realize that you’re going to be jealous but that’s okay, you’ve good reason to be. Having said that, I don’t have all the answers even […]
Growing up, I wasn’t a fan of sit-ups or running, but I loved push-ups. My favorites were the orange Flintstones ones the Schwan man sold. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 18, 2013 […]
I grew up in a family with three older sisters (and no brothers). As a kid I often found my hair being braided and my fingernails being painted. As a result, I never braid my […]
Thinking before speaking is not one of my strong points. Actually, thinking is not one or my strong points but sometimes I don’t have to think. Thirsty Dave and I are the very best of […]
Wait, liquor commercial, you want me to buy your product AND drink responsibly? One of us clearly doesn’t understand how alcohol works. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 17, 2013 I know my wife […]
When I run for the bus, I don’t run, I walk. In my massively esteemed opinion, the bus should schedule around me. The reason for this? I am the Bill Y. This makes nothing but sense. […]
Arguing about politics on Facebook makes roughly the same impression on your friends as pooping your pants in public. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 16, 2013 Sorry I didn’t laugh during your 9-minute-long […]
‘Tis the season to be zombified, either by The Walking Dead or after a hit-and-run by a soccer mom on a mission of hate after losing a game to a misfit band of ten-year-olds, so […]