How the Scrinch Loved Christmas … Songs
Years ago I DJ’d part time at a local radio station, and happened to be working when the boss decided it was time to start the Christmas season with the Gift of Music. He produced […]
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We Need a Little Christmas … Again
So … we need a little Christmas. I’ve always had this thing about putting up Christmas decorations, or in any way mentioning Christmas, before Thanksgiving. By “thing” I mean that seeing anything Christmas related […]
Resolved: No Resolutions
I don’t do resolutions, because failing is a terrible way to start a new year. If you make a major life change, do it gradually. A New Year’s Resolution is like someone who never exercised […]
Santa’s On the Naughty List
T’was the night before Christmas when I met my partner, Mary Darling, for our Christmas Eve shift in the City of Angels. “Merry Christmas, Darling.” The squad room’s halls were decked. “Feliz Navidad,” replied Darling, […]
From our HO Family to You!
It is that time of the year to wish all our readers and our talented, wonderful writers and authors a very Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and a peaceful, joyous New Year! Thank you all for […]
Go Ahead, Start Christmas Now
As all fourteen of my regular readers know, I’ve always had this thing about putting up Christmas decorations, or in any way mentioning Christmas, before Thanksgiving. By “thing” I mean seeing anything Christmas related before […]
How the Grinch Spent Christmas
I was in Dollar General— I don’t make this stuff up— When I ran into the Grinch, And his reindeer, the pup. “What brings you to town?” I asked, to be nice. “The last […]
A Crappy New Parody Christmas Song
Last year I was inspired to write a parody holiday season song, and this year it appears I still haven’t learned my lesson. Again, I can’t imagine anyone who’s not in the emergency services will […]