My Daughter Is an Extortionist!
“Mom, do you think the $18,000 price for the car is with or without the bud?” “Bud? Who’s Bud?” “Not WHO, Mom, WHAT. Bud…weed, grass, mary jane—“ “I get it! I’m just trying to figure […]
Tag: humor
Bill Y explains what he does and takes it to a whole new level
Contrary to unpopular belief, I occasionally offend people. I wouldn’t exactly say it’s not unintentional but it is. There’s nothing malicious in what I do. Most people realize this and if I’ve done my job […]
Why I Never Became an Architect
I first got an inkling that architecture was probably not my destined career when I was a young child playing with blocks. I would carefully put what I thought was a pretty good semi-vertical structure […]
The Ultimate Vacation Adventure?
Some people dream of a trip to a faraway tropical paradise where relaxation is their only goal. Others want “adventure” vacations where each minute of their trip is filled with danger, intrigue and excitement. I […]
Nicholas the Great
There’s awesomeness and then there’s Nicholas. Nicholas is a visionary and as such, clay sculptures will be sculpted in his magnificent honor. When Noble prizes for inventiveness are handed out, many hands will applaud his […]
The Empty Chair Won’t Get You Saved
I was standing in my kitchen talking to myself when I noticed my dogs staring at me with a look of confusion if not terror. To put their minds at ease, I pulled out one […]
The Dangers of Social Media
This is a sad story because it tells of the death of four blondes, explains how dangerous Social Media can be and it goes a little something like this: Using Social Media, Grady told Emma […]
I Ain’t What I Used To Be
I used to have a friend, Penelope, who had four kids and always seemed perfectly pulled together, like June Cleaver in size zero rhinestone-studded jeans and stilettos. She was typically the team mom, and she’d […]
Fragmentia
Without being anybody else, I haven’t been myself lately. Like anything written, recorded and released by Bon Jovi, I feel like I have no relevance. The half-thoughts that I come up with are less than […]