Tag: humor
Ask Dr. Snee: The New AIDS
Hello, and welcome to another edition of Ask Dr. Snee. I’m your doctor, Dr. Snee. In honor of the passing of Richard Dawson, I’ve changed things up a bit today. I’m still answering your medical […]
IKEA furniture names are not just random letters, but random sex acts.
Apparently, IKEA—everyone’s favorite place to buy quirky furniture and Swedish meatballs—is hiring Thai translators to make sure that their products are interpreted correctly, after a bed named “Redalen” holds dual meaning for a crude sex […]
The Ease of Eavesdropping
I was intrigued by a commercial for a personal sound amplifier that can allow a person to hear voices and sounds up to 90 feet away. Discreet because it resembles a Blue Tooth and fits […]
When Parents Suck
Levi Johnston is planning on selling information and pictures of his new baby who he will name “Breeze Beretta” (after the gun, of course) to media outlets. The ex-boyfriend of Bristol Palin hopes that the […]
The End of Facebook
A financial expert on CNBC said that Facebook might cease to exist within the next five to eight years. So, those high school friends, who only found you because they stalked Facebook, could just fade […]
The Vibrator Heist
An armed robber in Brazil, burst into a luxury sex toy shop, tied up the sales associate and stole just one item: an 18-carat, gold-plated vibrator. This might turn out to be the ultimate […]
One Million Mistakes
First, they went after JC Penney for adopting Ellen DeGeneres as their spokesperson. Now, One Million Moms, a conservative “family values” group who equates homosexuality with sin, is ready to fight JC Penney again, for […]
How NOT to Install a New Roman Shade
I won’t bore everyone with the whole story of how I ended up standing on a precariously propped-up stepladder holding a Roman shade with a tension rod stuck in it. Suffice it to say that […]