I’m an unconcerned dresser. I get up in the morning, throw on gym shorts and a sweatshirt hoodie over the boxer shorts and t-shirt in which I slept, and think I’m presentable. It’s scary, but […]
Whenever I’m alone with my thoughts, I wonder if my grandma is looking down on me, then I wonder why she likes to watch me take a crap. She was always a little different. I […]
More powerful than most viruses; able to ward off antibiotics in massive doses, faster spreading than Mono in a room filled with horny teenagers: It’s a germ; it’s a bacteria; it’s a Superbug! Yes, here […]
For at least the past 100 years, baseball has been considered America’s Favorite Pastime, and given that there was no TV or Internet available for most of those 100 years, it makes some amount of […]
The trailer park houses a lot of different characters. They come in all shapes and sizes and sexual orientation. This is my story of Rickie, the gay truck driver who lives in the park. I […]
NFL player Plaxico Burress was released from prison today. So his status has changed from “locked up” to “locked out”.
Shopping for a man’s gift always presents a challenge. Sure there are the golf clubs, the practical-yet-always-welcome-case of beer, the 52-inch dream TV, but for some men, these popular gifts are not enough. Some men […]
Mother Nature must be a man. Who else would play this mid-life trick on women? Women lose their sex drive and men get Viagra. I’d like to thank the pharmaceutical industry for their complicity. I’m […]
I’m gonna open a massage parlor called “Happy Endings.” I’ll show Disney movies during your session, followed by a hand job..
I’m tired of all these needy people, always refusing to take responsibility for themselves, and crying at the slightest discomfort. Babies should just grow up already. They’re bald and toothless, anti-social, and they can’t give […]