The Great Thirsty Purchase of 1998
You can tell a lot about someone by what they have in their shopping trolley. The first time that Thirsty Dave was alone with Scurvy Jane, was 15 tears ago when the scurvy one invited […]
Tag: humour
You’ll never be hip and cool until you feed the ducks, you fool.
About 86 days ago at around 8:37am, Scurvy Jane said something. It wasn’t the first time that she said something but it was the first time that she said something of interest to anyone, other […]
“Uuuuuuuuur Ahhhhrrrrrr Uhrrrr Ahhhhrrrrrr Aaaarhg…”
The suns were shining brightly and Bill Y was as happy as violence in a Tarantino movie. It was kind of like a dream that wasn’t partially real, though it did have an air of […]
Decisions were made
Thirsty Dave doesn’t always do things right but when he does, it’s by pure accident. This tale, like all involving the thirsty one, involves alcohol, will power and decisions. Scurvy Jane for some unknown reason, […]
Mathematics of Life
I have given a name to those who are smarter than I am. I call these people “everybody”. That more than likely includes you, so it’s probably in your best interest to keep reading this, […]
Don’t mention it guys, you’re welcome.
Here we go again. Just when you thought Bill Y couldn’t enrich your lives any more, I only go and do exactly that. This one is for the guys and is a lesson in how […]
Mouse or Cobra?
So you think you know stuff? What’s that like then? If I had a currency for everything I know, I would have a grand total of no money. Although I’ve never reported anything in my […]
The man who capitalized each word he used, was not happy, but his fellow brother helped him out.
Apart from drinking, life is all about helping our fellow brothers and sisters in their time of need. There’s nothing worse that buying a Bon Jovi CD and then seeing the CD for a cheaper […]
Climbing My Family Tree Once More
I should tell you about my Uncle Philbert, the eccentric billionaire. He was always afraid we’d be after him for money. He was right. So he cleaned out all his bank accounts, faked his own […]
The Book of the Country
Of the many, many, many things that I can’t afford to do, traveling is one of them. I’m lucky because I travel to some great places in my imagination but even that’s becoming expensive as […]