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I’m beginning to wonder if my application to become the next Pope has been taken seriously. Having said that, I’m not even sure if vatican0000@gmail.com is the right email address. I wasn’t sure if I […]
I’m beginning to wonder if my application to become the next Pope has been taken seriously. Having said that, I’m not even sure if vatican0000@gmail.com is the right email address. I wasn’t sure if I […]
Bill Owner, like some of us, is not a woman but a man. His story, like the story of the people and their ways, deserves to be told for the wrong reasons but that just […]
As long as man fishes for unicorns, I will strive for a better understanding. The problem with listening to people is trying to distinguish the good guys from the Bon Jovi fans. From eastern philosophies […]
Sometimes you can spend such a long time practicing and rehearsing for something and at the end of the day, it makes as much sense as the Star Wars prequels. I used to play in […]
Many words and some big ones, have been written about what truly makes a child happy. From the big purple dinosaur to Teletubbies, everyone has their own opinions and they’re all wrong. I’m not one […]
Guns don’t kill people, bears do. Some people own guns. Charlton Heston owns more guns than the combined armies of the so-called first world. I don’t own guns but that’s only because I’m not allowed […]
I’ve been trying to figure stuff out and I’m getting as far as nowhere. Thirsty Dave has been teaching me about cause and effect. If he drinks 78 pints of beer in a night, he’ll […]
The only thing that wakes me up each evening, is the knowledge that I’m going to jump so far out of my comfort zone, that I’ll probably end up in a church. Sure, I’ll be […]