Unicorn Bites 2/11/14
Coworker: Today was perfect. Me: Was everyone in the office but me eaten by lions? Coworker: No. Me: Then there was room for improvement. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 11, 2014 An Iraqi terrorist in […]
Tag: karma
Cake, Karma and Saving the Earth
My supermarket decided to celebrate Earth Day with cake. I’m not sure what cake has to do with saving the Earth but to be honest, I liked their “sweet” effort. As I walked into the […]
Panera Bread: My Port in the Storm
Three months ago, I got a Panera Bread card, which if used properly according to the lady at the Panera cash register who gave it to me, would yield me free goodies and discounts at […]
The Lesson of Karma
Karma’s a bitch they say. Stories of big karmic lessons greet us each day. People who have wronged the masses come tumbling down. Everyone from Bernie Madoff to Osama Bin Laden has supposedly felt the […]