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Friday Humor Devotional

January 20, 2012October 11, 2013 Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, after being stopped for a speeding violation is it a sin to bribe a police officer with liquor-filled doughnuts and a lap dance, please say it isn’t because if it is I’m in […]

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylecops, devotional humor, doughnuts, law enforcement humor, police, police humor, speeding ticket humor, speeding tickets

Cops and Robbers

January 5, 2012January 5, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

In 1996, a college graduate named Robert Jordan, took the police exam in New London, Connecticut and scored 33 points, which is the equivalent of an IQ of 125. An above-average IQ probably translates into […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylearchcriminals, Batman, crime, humor, intelligence, iPhone app, IQ, police, thieves

Spray It, Don’t Say It

November 30, 2011November 30, 2011 Rick Snee

Manners are an ever-evolving contract that society signed to avoid embarrassing and thoughtless behavior, or what the French termed “faux pas” in between giving English-speakers the wrong directions to the Louvre. Our earliest etiquette rule […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Technologyblack friday, occupy wall steet, pepper spray, police, uc davis, walmart, xbox

Pass the Potato Salad…or Die?

November 8, 2011November 8, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

So, you think you know your family? Think twice. Police arrested a Florida woman who allegedly tried to attack her 80-year-old father with a knife because he wouldn’t share his potato salad with her.  Now, […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleboyfriends, cashews, daughters, families, fathers, humor, police, potato salad, roommates

Missing Boy Parts

October 3, 2011October 3, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

A single mother of two in Great Britain was shocked to learn that her long-time boyfriend and lover was not only NOT a man but a woman who also had a history of child molestation.  […]

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10 CommentsLifestyle, Relationshipsgenders, Great Britain, humor, lying, men, police, relationships, women

The Mayor Gets a DUI – Justice or Railroading?

June 21, 2011January 3, 2012 Inactive

  Today wasn’t one of the high points of my life.   I spent most of the day in the Court House.    I have been keeping quiet, but about a month ago, I got my first […]

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1 CommentFiction, Ongoing Seriesarrest, bicycles, court, DUI, fiction, humor, lawyers, police

When Can I Get Medical Marijuana?

May 4, 2011May 20, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

Last week, I had breakfast with one of my best friends. I had not seen or heard from her in about a month, so I was a bit concerned about her. She has health issues, […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylecollege, doobies, HMO, humor, medical marijuana, police, pot

The Missing Neighbor

May 1, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

I have a neighbor. She is inconsiderate and downright hostile not only to me but to everyone in the neighborhood.  No one has done anything to her. We just think she is one of those […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, LifestyleBMW, humor, mercedes, neighbors, police, stolen goods

The Speeding Ticket Gender Gap

April 30, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

A study by the auto insurance industry reveals that women stand a better chance of getting out of a traffic ticket than men. Gee, what a surprise.  I don’t mean to be facetious, but the […]

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