Tag: police
Oh, Those Vicious Signs
A man in Roswell, New Mexico (the alien capital of the world), was arrested after he apparently got into an altercation with a STOP sign–yep, the octagonal red and white sign that sits at intersections […]
Facebook: Where Criminals Go to Show Off Their Work But not Their Brains
A group of teens in South Carolina, broke into a house, drank beer and vomited on the floor while the owner was away on vacation. Being the responsible kids they were, they returned to the […]
Driverless Cars: Friend or Foe
Google has paved the way for driverless cars with its artificial intelligence software system that they have successfully used on a few modified Toyotas. While Google is not in the car-selling business (yet), the idea […]
Hoffa’s Final Resting Place?
Acting on what is termed a credible tip from a man who witnessed a body being buried on the property of a suburban Detroit home in 1975, police are digging up the driveway of that […]
Sex and Driving: the Ultimate Distraction?
A Florida woman was charged with armed robbery after she pulled a gun on a man who was engaged in sex with her while he was driving his car. I’m not being prudish here, but […]
Darth Vader in Brooklyn
Brooklyn traffic cops are fearless. Mere death rays mean nothing to them. They will give a parking ticket to Darth Vader himself, as seen in this video: Darth Vader Haggles With Cop on Gothamist Lord […]
Facebooked
So, I turn on our local news station today to check the weather forecast when a local story came on. The news reporter stated that a woman, who met a man on Facebook, broke into […]
What Criminals Can Learn from Batman
Once again, I am saddened by the gun violence that permeates every sector of our society, so I have come up with a solution. Now, don’t panic NRA people, while my solution does eliminate the […]
When Criminals Go Stupid
I am a bit worried about today’s criminals. They are no longer the dashing, yet sympathetic figures one used to see in movies or on the news for that matter. At one time, those opposed […]