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Unicorn Bites 10/22/13

October 22, 2013
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Unicorn Bites 10/22/13

I have friends who walk anywhere that’s less than two miles from their house. If I could, I’d drive from my living room to my kitchen. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) October 22, 2013 “I cherish…

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PAM Is Not Just for Cooking Anymore

September 27, 2013
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PAM Is Not Just for Cooking Anymore

Florida: home of Disney, crocodiles and apparently some really, really stupid people. A Florida woman was arrested and charged with domestic battery after hurling PAM cooking spray and bottles of Olive Oil and other kitchen…

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CCTV — Best Channel Ever

July 18, 2013
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CCTV — Best Channel Ever

At first I wasn’t a fan of CCTV cameras. I cheered when that guy in London dressed up in a monkey suit and walked back in forth in front of a camera on a public…

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Bananacide

June 26, 2013
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Bananacide

  Something horrible happened at the office where my wife works yesterday. A bananacide. She and a co-worker stumbled upon a banana that had been brutally murdered. The police arrested an apple that was seen…

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Police Uncover Threat On Beiber’s Life, Put it With All of the Others

February 5, 2013
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Police Uncover Threat On Beiber’s Life, Put it With All of the Others

Police recently uncovered a plan by professional hit men to kill Justin Bieber at an upcoming awards show. They were not very alarmed, as reports of threats on Bieber’s life routinely come in at a…

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A Threesome Minus a Twosome Equals Jail Time

January 28, 2013
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I am not sure if Emily Post ever discussed the correct etiquette for this situation but maybe the modern “Manners Gurus” can tackle it.  A 44-year-old woman in Friendship, Maine is in jail because she…

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Home Intruders

January 3, 2013
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Home Intruders

An NBC affiliate in Florida reported that a couple returned from vacation and discovered that not only had someone broken into their home but had eaten their food and slept in their bed.  One eyewitness…

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Women, Crime and the Media

November 18, 2012
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Women: Don’t get arrested because even though it has nothing to do with your crime, the news will reveal your weight. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who…

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Oh, Those Vicious Signs

October 11, 2012
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Oh, Those Vicious Signs

A man in Roswell, New Mexico (the alien capital of the world), was arrested after he apparently got into an altercation with a STOP sign–yep, the octagonal red and white sign that sits at intersections…

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Facebook: Where Criminals Go to Show Off Their Work But not Their Brains

October 3, 2012
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A group of teens in South Carolina, broke into a house, drank beer and vomited on the floor while the owner was away on vacation.  Being the responsible kids they were, they returned to the…

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