Excuse me while I think of an excuse
I’ll talk to anyone, even when they don’t want to talk to me which is always. The upside to this is that you meet some really interesting people. The downside to the upside is that […]
Tag: poop
Flying Feces – Another Reason to Keep the Toilet Lid Down
I don’t know why I watch The Doctors. They have so many disgusting segments on their show, accompanied by lots of warnings, like, “What you are about to see will cause you to projectile vomit.” […]
Books For Children Should Keep It Real
There are a lot of children’s books out there trying to teach the little tykes valuable lessons. Sure it’s important to learn to share and where to poop and all, but I think today’s children […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please comfort our aquatic loving grandchildren after this morning’s upset. When their grandfather said he was going to drop the kids off at the pool he meant he needed to take a dump, […]
A whiter shade of a different color
San Francisco is a real place with real people and real food. With this in mind, I decided to check out where I could go for a meal with a San Franciscan woman I had […]
Foul Smells Begone!
I am in a foul mood. Well, not really, but I am in a foul odor mood. Why? Because in my travels this weekend, I came across two products that seem to address this topic. […]
DNA Analysis and Dog Poop: When Science Gets Ridiculous
Thanks to TV crime dramas, even the most unscientific among us is aware of the effects of DNA testing. We use it to solve heinous crimes and to identify a child’s true parents, but now […]
A Slightly Less Modest Proposal
I’m tired of all these needy people, always refusing to take responsibility for themselves, and crying at the slightest discomfort. Babies should just grow up already. They’re bald and toothless, anti-social, and they can’t give […]