Small Plates, Big Problems
I don’t know how it is where you people live, but lately dining out in Los Angeles has made me think that all the restaurants have banded together and decided I’m too fat and are […]
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Unicorn Bites 9/14/13
Many seemingly innocent songs have a dark, hidden meaning. For example, the “Hokey Pokey” is basically a tutorial on fisting. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 14, 2013 A coworker saw me tweeting, so […]
What my call history says about me: An investigation on behalf of the NSA
The National Security Agency (NSA) is apparently collecting phone records from millions of Verizon customers. This comes as part of a top secret court order issued on April 25, 2013. As a Verizon customer, I’m […]
Ticking Off Restaurant Help
A banker in Newport Beach, California, left a server, who waited on him during lunch, a 1% tip on a $133 bill in support of his position as a member of the top 1 % […]
The Engineer’s View of Valentine’s Day
Each Valentine’s Day, my friends tell me what they want to receive from their husbands and boyfriends. Some want big-ticket items; some want a day of romance. Me, I just want to be able to […]
I’ll Have What She’s Having
restaurants in kitchener waterloo © by arabesque cafe I have a psychological disorder. Many of my friends have speculated this for years. And in my defense, they were presumptuous. I’ve checked the “Diagnostic and […]