I Am An Idiot
I am someone who does a lot of stupid things. I routinely get myself in hot water by blindly rushing into situations. My best friend said I am “attracted to primordial danger”. When I was […]
Tag: Sarah Palin
I Watched Sarah Palin’s CPAC Speech So You Don’t Have To
“Hello. Jesus. The Constitution. The Military. Benghazi. Teleprompter. Sequester. 2nd Trimester. 2nd Amendment. Thank you.” Sadly, there’s more. Professional entertainer Sarah Palin’s walk-on music is a song called : “She Is A Mama Grizzly.” Yes, […]
Tina Fey says words in writing
Although written communication is an effective way of getting your message across, nothing beats oral. Unfortunately, for logistical reasons, oral is not always possible but such is life. There was a time, not long ago, […]
Palin Leaving FOX News
Media outlets are reporting that Sarah Palin has turned down a deal to renew her contract with FOX News. While no one is making public the reason for the split, anonymous sources–who will not be […]
Republicans Outraged Over Leaked Photos of New Presidential Motorcade
Breitbart.com has leaked photos of what it describes as the yet unannounced new Presidential vehicle which will replace the Cadillac ‘Beast’ that currently transports the President and his family. The site claims that the switch […]
Sarah Palin: American Schools Have Been Infiltrated by Al Gebra
Former Alaska governor and Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin wrote an editorial in the Wasilla Times to “alert the country” to “the disturbing fact” that “Al Gebra” has infiltrated American schools. An exerpt: “You may […]
More Terrible Than Fiction: A Work in Progress
Kara Vallow has been adding to this post for a long time. Her newest character: John Boehner. With politics the way it is, I am sure we have not seen the end of this entertaining […]
Sarah Palin Declares Victory
Sarah Palin gloated over the fact that her Today Show appearance bested the ratings of the Katie Couric-hosted Good Morning America. But I must point out that “Jersey Shore”, car crashes, and train wrecks are […]