NYT: Trump Picks Palin as Veep
http://gty.im/114965052 The New York Times says Donald Trump told them Sarah Palin would be his vice-president. Well played, Mr. Trump, if you ever want an out all you have to say, as you did during […]
Tag: Sarah Palin
Palin Ready for Prime Time
“We’re gonna knock your socks off, America!” said Sarah Palin, as she signed napkins for customers at the Lock ‘N Load Dinner in Wasilla, Alaska. “Are you nervous about how the press will respond to […]
Marie Claire Releases Unretouched Sarah Palin Speech
This week, fresh on the heels of leaked unretouched Cindy Crawford and Beyonce photographs, there has been another leak. This time, it is Sarah Palin who is being praised for the freshness and groundbreaking honesty […]
The Doppelganger Effect
At some point in your life, you’ve probably been told you look like someone else. I guess there are just so many combinations nature can make before, inevitably, some people share similarities in the way […]
A&E Network Shocked That Redneck in Redneck Reality Show Holds Redneck Beliefs
The A&E Television Network has suspended a leading redneck in their wildly popular reality show about rednecks doing redneck things. In a recent magazine interview, the leading redneck was quoted as saying the types of […]
Re-Thinking the Christmas Song Countdown
This weekend, we were on the road, and because it’s the Holiday season, we heard a lot of Holiday songs. Let me amend this: We heard a lot of Holiday AND Christmas songs. I don’t […]
Ah, The Holidays
It’s almost Christmas, again. Ah yes, the season of cheer and office parties you can barely remember due to intoxication levels worthy of a pink-slip. But Christmas these days really means only one thing: Yup, […]
Drunken Word Salad
I really have started to believe that Fox News is satire. It’s going to be revealed at some point that this has all been a big hoax put on by The Onion. Answering the first question, […]
Apology Not Accepted
Republican vice presidential candidate Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and Steve Schmidt, chief strategist for the McCain campaign, Bloomington, Minn., Aug. 31, 2008. It’s not like Sarah Palin didn’t try to warn us, ringing those […]
Are You Dead Yet?
Not too long ago, a woman woke up in an ER in Syracuse, NY just in the nick of time. It seems that despite a nurse’s concerns that the patient was not dead because she […]