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Trump to Replace Constitution with ‘Art of the Deal’
February 14, 2017, Washington—President Donald J. Trump signed an executive order today, repealing the Constitution and replacing it with the text of his book, The Art of the Deal. “I never read that Constitution, but […]
Top Stories in The News – Alternative Facts Edition
[The following news summary has been approved by the White House Ministry of Clarifying Communications and Truthful Facts, the greatest, most truthlike communications ministry in American history.] Contrary to the endless lies propagated by fake […]
My Suggested Additions for Immigration Bans
With all the turmoil over the Trump Muslim Ban, I thought it would be nice to offer advice to the great one about other countries that might pose a risk to the US. Come on, […]
SPARKS BRIEF: A New Bunker Hill
Philadelphia, PA – Bryan Homes, a builder of quality houses across the tri-state area, announced a plan for new communities. The latest concept headed for construction, is single-family bunkers. “We are always looking to the […]
WARNING: You may already be exposed to T.R.U.M.P. Disorder
Over the past 18 months a previously unknown but highly dangerous psychiatric disorder has spread across the entire United States. It is now considered by medical experts to be our nation’s most nefarious mental health […]
Battle Hymn of the Trumpublic
Mine eyes have seen the Donald coming down out of his Tower With his asshole lips all puckered like he’s tasted something sour; Oh and look his hair is yellow from a hooker’s golden shower. […]
Trump’s List Of Thing To Do On His First Day In Office.
Trump’s List Of Thing To Do On His First Day In Office Have Hillary and Bill ‘mysteriously’ disappear. Finalize deal with Putin on co-overseeing Russia’s oil industry. Install a more ‘Trump friendly’ Director into […]
The Machiavellian Guide To Becoming President
The Machiavellian Guide To Becoming President (as channeled from the nether worlds to his humble servants Donald Trump and Roger Freed) Note to the historically impaired- Niccolo Machiavelli was a 15th century historian, writer and […]