Golden Showers / Boy / In the End
Once you got away with talking bullshit Once you got away with talking bull Bleat, little Trumpy, bleat and lie And I will mock you as you cry. Golden showers make you thrill, Smile when […]
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SPARKS BRIEF: New Headliners to Perform at Inauguration
Washington, DC – The Trump Inauguration Committee just updated the list of performers to once again include The Rockettees. Also, added are Stevie Wonder and the cast of “Hamilton.” Imogene and Myrtle Rockettee of Turtle […]
The Arts: The Rockettes Thrust A Mighty Kick Into Trump’s Butt
Donald Trump probably wishes he were Henry VIII. If he were he could simply command performers to entertain at his coronation, I mean, inauguration. The list of nuh uh, we won’t showfolks is adding up: Andrea […]
“A Visit from Trumplethinskin:” A new version of the Christmas classic
To fan the flames of the holiday spirit (of resistance), here’s a new version of the classic holiday poem, “A Visit from St. Nicholas.” No mice are stirring but my activism sure has been awakened. […]
Trump Previews 3 Point Plan To Obama
“Barry,” Trump said. “It’s Donald.” “Don’t call me that,” Obama said. “It’s demeaning. Have you learned nothing from how people react to your disrespect?” “Yeah. I learned I can say anything and still win by […]
SPARKS BRIEF – Essential Gifts for this Season
Now that the holiday season is upon us, we should be talking about Christmas parties and not political parties. In fact, any discussion of politics should be off the table and the elf should be […]
Trump Shakes Things Up with Bold Cabinet Appointments
Donald Trump has wasted no time putting his signature on his new administration. In what some critics are calling a scarily bad case of Opposite Day, President-Elect Trump so far has chosen an Education Secretary […]
Fake News Fer Sale! Git Yer Fake News Right Here!
Suddenly fake news stories are the In thing and do we have ’em here for you! Get in on the latest fad and power trip going- fake news stories! Amaze your friends! Harass your enemies! […]
Holidays Meet Humor – Santa Claus is Coming to Town…or is He?
North Pole, December 2017 – There are problems afoot in the North Pole. On the Santa-Elf closed Facebook group page, a notice has been posted that has no one jingling with delight. Apparently, according to […]
SPARKS BRIEF: Trump Deports Turkey
This week, President-Elect Trump demanded to participate in an annual White House Thanksgiving tradition. He had a live 48 pound turkey delivered to Trump Tower. Mr. Giblet appeared to be dazed and confused after undergoing […]