President Trump Tweets
Because Twitter was launched in 2006, only two US Presidents have had access to the social media platform. President Bush wisely steered clear because he knew he’d end up in a Twitter feud with the […]
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Trumps Gets Record-Breaking Book Deal
Ransom House announced a $20 million dollar advance for Donald Trump’s newest book, Apologizing is for Losers. “From the response we’ve gotten from the major sellers, we anticipate that the first edition will be sold […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my selfish celebration this glorious Friday. When Donald Trump allowed a woman to come on stage to test the authenticity of his mangy locks, it happily confirmed the financial […]
Trump Diagnosed with Tourette’s
Newly released medical records explain Donald Trump’s refusal to apologize for his recent hostile outbursts. “We have reason to suspect Trump suffers from a rare form of Tourette’s that causes him to compulsively blurt out […]
An Idea For The Border That Trumps Them All
A recent ABC News/Washington Post poll has Hillary Clinton leading all of the top Republican presidential candidates by at least 13 points. But the poll didn’t consider one serious contender – Donald Trump. Trump recently […]
That Pre-Holiday Haircut
I enter a corner gas station that has incredibly narrow parking spots. Just before I kill the engine, I hear a loud bang. My car shakes a bit. Yup, the guy next to me just […]
1,2,3,4 Don Trump’s Pretend Hair Knows The Score
I have no money but did you know that Don Trump’s pretend hair has more money that two Bill Y’s would make in 67,827,009 years? Don’t worry, not many people did. Life has a habit […]