Say Yes to the Dead Bird Dress?
So, you are getting married? Now that you have that ring on your finger, what is next? Well, if you are like most brides, you want to get THE dress. Dresses are as varied as […]
Tag: weddings
The Five-Minute Virtual Wedding
A few years ago, I got ordained on the internet. I read a few things, took a quick test, promised to do no harm to anyone and follow the golden rule and Shazaam! I was […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please let my soon-to-be-wife’s hunter orange bridesmaids dresses spontaneously combust before our wedding. Having one emotional woman at the altar is awful enough, having seven teeth gritting, pissed off women, verbally castrating me under their […]
Kim Kardashian, Say It Isn’t So!
Uh oh, I just read the breaking, earth-shattering news on my computer – Kim Kardashian and “what’s his name” are filing for divorce. Shock and awe, baby! Their four-day romance had restored my faith in […]
What supposedly Lasts Longer than Kim Kardashian’s Marriage
Okay, by now you might have heard the devastating and shocking news that Kim Kardashian and her NBA husband, Kris Humphries, are supposedly headed to Divorce Court. The two tied the knot in August of this year […]
The Commitaphobe’s Best Friend – Mexico?
We all know these people: They think marriage is wonderful, but the idea of taking that stroll down the aisle makes them break out in sweats or convulse in apoplectic shock. Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, […]
A Tale of Two Weddings
A newlywed couple in central Pennsylvania was arrested for shoplifting more than $1,000 worth of “finger food” from a Wegman’s Supermarket. Apparently, the food was for their wedding reception. Hell, I am not judging these […]
A letter to the British People on the Occasion of our Royal Wedding – Kim Kardashian
Dear British People: We in America know that you British had the wedding of the century. Allow me to reassure you that we do not resent the pageantry and celebration. In fact, we are jealous. […]
My Wife is a Dog
It’s rare I make fun of religion. Okay, that’s a flat out lie, but it’s rare I poke fun at anything outside Christianity because, let’s face it — the news is ripe with Superchristians-gone-bad these […]
Wedding Dreams and Nightmares
I have become addicted to two wedding-themed shows on television. The first, Say Yes to the Dress, focuses on the sales consultants and clients of Kleinfeld’s, a renowned bridal salon in New York City. During […]