Brother, can you Spare a Million?
I have tried and I mean tried to slide the odd few dollars out of my pay check so as to purchase a new shotgun for turkey season. She thinks, “Hmm, I see there is […]
Month: July 2012
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please, please remind me again why I shouldn’t burn in hell for laughing and allowing the police to handcuff and arrest the snarky woman who walked out of the store with the $1,400 Versace leather […]
The Pilfered Penis
And out of the “EWWWW!” file although by today’s standards, it would be the “Yay, you deserve it!” file: a man in China was ambushed in his home, but the burglars took nothing but his […]
20 Years Later – Awkward
If you were to foolishly ask me to tell you what the future holds, I would gladly tell you what the future holds and I would pull no punches for I am a lot of […]
Why I Write for HumorOutcasts
I used to write for a content mill site, dreaming about getting hit after hit and some nice money from writing humor in addition to articles about Italian street festivals, teaching music to autistic children, […]
Our Love for TV Wars
Storage Wars, Storage Wars Texas, Whaling Wars, Border Wars, Shipping Wars and now Craft Wars. At one time, we got our violence from video games, but lucky for us, TV has signed up as […]
If anyone is looking for me, you haven’t seen me.
This is going to really annoy a lot of people but that’s never bothered me before and I can’t really see it changing in the nearest of futures. Right now, there are many a marketing […]
