From us hard-core soccer moms: Some may question our philosophy. We’re not exactly proud to say that we judge a ten-year-old’s character by her speed and footwork, but hey, life’s not fair. Cathy CantuI'm a…
Ladies and Gentlemen, coaches, trainers, orthopedists, x-ray technicians, the guys who created the Maps app on my phone, and my therapist, Kendall Jackson: I humbly thank you for this honor. Thank you for acknowledging my…
Reliable sources from Ripley’s Believe It Or Not! state that women speak three times more words per day than men. In groups, women speak in a “stream of consciousness” manner about infinite topics. The chemicals responsible for…
This time of year many men get together with friends, building bromances watching basketball. Unlike women, men in groups engage in competitions to determine their male superiority over the losers in their herd. Men are…
Do NOT disclose on a first date that you are a “Trekkie” and that the Klingon Carpaccio at Starfleet conventions has really gone downhill since Gene Roddenberry died. Cathy CantuI'm a mom of 3 teens…
And That’s Why . . . . “Take her down, Missy Rae! She ain’t nothin’ but a beat down skank! And so’s her mama!” And that’s why I’m no longer welcome at my daughter’s soccer…
My birthday was this week, and things are sagging—my body AND brain. You’d think our brains would improve since they get fuller with time. Not so. Time has sabotaged my ability to clearly communicate…
Do not ever give in to the temptation to sing karaoke in a bar if you look around and think to yourself how unbelievably “hot” everyone is. Cathy CantuI'm a mom of 3 teens living…
“This year our theme is “Underbelly of New Orleans! Raise your hand if you want to bring the voodoo dolls and sacrifice the live chicken!” —- And that’s why I’m no longer welcome to head up…
I stopped making New Year’s Resolutions because I always end up breaking them. I really need some self-discipline, but that means I’d get a reputation for efficiency and the Snarky Housewives of the PTA would…
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