Back in my day…
I must have been a bad, mad, massively confused bad madman in a previous life and as punishment in this life, I have to feed my miserable sense of humor with self-depreciating mocking, Bon Jovi […]
Tag: humor
US Election Race sensational dope scandal!
LEFT: The next US President thinking deeply and carefully about Health Care Reform THE WHOLE OF the American political system was rocked yesterday by the revelation of a dope scandal enveloping the Presidential election race. […]
To sleep, perchance to escape
Before we begin whatever the hell this is, we need to agree on something. We need to agree that it’s possible to be bored to sleep by the boring, senseless, drivel that constantly bleeds from […]
John Wilkes Booth, the History Channel and Lessons on Crime
After completing several interviews for magazine deadlines, I decided I needed a cup of coffee and some non-computer down time, so I plopped myself in front of the TV and turned on the History Channel. […]
The abhorrent, repugnant, antagonistic act of kissing someone
I witnessed the vilest, inhumane, indefensible act of greed when George Lucas made those Star Wars prequels. I was there when the Barman cruelly tried to convince Thirsty Dave that Sunday was “No Beer Day” […]
Life in the Good Old Days
Don’t let any of the over-55 crowd tell you that life was better when they were growing up. It wasn’t. I know, because I was there. We didn’t know at the time how miserable we […]
The Middle-Aged Toddler With the iPhone
I have a thing about phones. They are a necessary evil, like paying taxes or getting your teeth filled. Email is one of the greatest gifts the 20th Century gave mankind, because it freed us […]
Brad Pitt and the US war on drugs – at the rate of $2,000 for 20 minutes
HOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR BRAD Pitt went on the warpath against drugs abuse in the US recently with the completely selfless promotion of his new documentary The House We Live In. This is not all about the […]
Birthday Present
This has not been my most creative year at all, at all. It hurts more than pain to admit that there are other people in the world who fluke their way into coming up with […]