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Month: January 2012

Top 5 TV Shows With Great Whine

January 17, 2012 Dr. Nancy Berk

Proof that entertaining with whine pays off…. 1. The Real Housewives of Pick-A-City: Whine, wine, and more whine. 2. Everybody Loves Raymond: That voice! Those parents! Whine and jams. 3. The Mary Tyler Moore Show:  […]

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Good Clean Fun, Movies & TVEverybody Loves Raymond, I Love Lucy, Mary Tyler Moore, Real Housewives, Seinfeld, television, whine, wine

Paula Deen’s Diabetes

January 17, 2012January 17, 2012 Kevin Woolery

Paula Deen just found out she has diabetes, so stay tuned for her new recipes. I heard her next show focuses on deep fried insulin.

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3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daycooking, diabetes, fats, fried foods, humor, paula deen

How to go on a diet

January 17, 2012January 17, 2012 Wilma Jammer

It is amazing how many people, educated people, do not realize how to eat healthy. You’re an adult and you still can’t figure out why you are gaining weight??? YES YOU FOOL, EAT MORE OF […]

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1 CommentFictioncomedy, fun, funny, humor, humour, random thought, stupid

Ain’t That A Kick In The Head (Or A Phone Book)

January 17, 2012January 17, 2012 Mario Turchiarolo

There’s a new commercial promoting Shaquille O’Neal’s addition as a commentator on the NBA on TNT. He throws a free throw, and of course, misses. The ball bounces off the rim, hits a crew member on […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestyle, Movies & TV, Sportscommercial, Keystone Kops, Looney Tunes, NBA, phone book, Shaquille O’Neal, Starbucks, TNT, Windex

Four Ways to Feel Younger

January 17, 2012 Neal Mayhem

I hate taking showers now. Not because I am an unhygienic bastard. Au contraire…I can’t stand going for more than 9 hours without a fresh wash down. It’s just that looking  at my wet hair […]

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1 CommentEveryday Lifeage, As I write this a Rihanna music video is playing and I'm now aroused, Energy, Older

Fact or Unfact? You decide.

January 17, 2012 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

It was a cold Monday night back in December 1999 when I read something that I’ve never quite forgotten. Betwixt now and then, I’ve absorbed knowledge like a dry sponge that was as dry as […]

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Mothers and Daughters and Guilt

January 16, 2012January 17, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

My sisters, brother and I held a surprise 80th birthday party for my mom. Usually, I never think it’s a good idea to jump out and shock an 80-year-old, but Fran is not a typical […]

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12 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Relationshipsabandonment, daughters, guilt, humor, Mothers, Shop Rite

Linguistics

January 16, 2012January 16, 2012 James R Coffey

For a linguist like myself, one of the most revealing–and often most humorous–aspects of any language are those little idiosyncratic aberrations referred to as adages, aphorisms, and idioms*.  I’m sure you know what I’m referring […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleair dirty laundry, humor, idioms, linguistics, pretty as a picture, words

A keen eye for the obvious

January 16, 2012 Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

Some people know a bad thing when they see it. Lewis Davis is one such person. Some of us go through life and just don’t see the hidden clues in a situation. Although Lewis could […]

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8 CommentsFictionA keen eye for the obvious, baseball bat, billy club, knife, Lewis Davis, rolling pin

Deal or No Deal?

January 16, 2012 Eric Hetvile

Have you ever noticed that the one who makes a deal with the devil is always more successful than the one who makes a deal with God? Alex Smith and Tim Tebow have.

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