Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, I examined Mrs. Johnson before her delivery of quadruplets. I sure hope one of them comes out wearing a diamond-studded Rolex or my wife is going to murder me for losing my 10th Wedding Anniversary […]
Dear Lord, I examined Mrs. Johnson before her delivery of quadruplets. I sure hope one of them comes out wearing a diamond-studded Rolex or my wife is going to murder me for losing my 10th Wedding Anniversary […]
Every morning when I wake up, I laugh at my stupidity. Sometimes this laughter lasts for 58 minutes and sometimes it goes on for close to an hour. It’s not that I’m above average stupid […]
Planned Parenthood is in the limelight and has received a record number of donations since being spurned by the Susan G. Komen Foundation. Numerous PR experts have offered to help Planned Parenthood build on their […]
The hugely successful social network may soon go public. So, as a public service to potential investors, let’s learn more about Mark Zuckerberg’s company with my “Top List Of Facts About Facebook”. […]
Mary got pregnant from a kid named God who said he was above He said don’t worry about a thing baby doll I’m the man with everlasting love But three months later the baby continued […]
The Wall Street Journal recently told its writers to stop using the acronym “GOP” for the Republican party, because they thought many no longer knew what it stood for. I think they meant the acronym, […]
Thirsty Dave’s best mate Horace ‘sweet tooth’ Handleson from Hungary is a hungry man who likes sweets. He has a cool party trick where he eats a chocolate. Rather than trying to explain this most […]
In the 2007 episode of The Simpsons, “Husbands and Knives,” guest star Alan Moore (and writer of Watchmen and V for Vendetta) ripped into Milhouse for asking him to sign his DVD of Watchmen Babies […]
Newt Gingrich is tired of President Obama respecting everyone else’s religion and wants him to “respect our religion instead” referring to Christianity. Gingrich, who converted to Catholicism after his second divorce and third marriage, and […]
“Here we go again. Has it been a year already? I can’t believe its February. I’ve put on a lot of weight. I’ll never squeeze into that ceremonial cage!” Let me tell ya’ I never […]