Month: May 2012
Contact Manager
I recently had to wait 15 minutes at the Walmart cash register because my container of spinach rang up as “CONTACT MANAGER”. No manager could be found and 3 different people attempted to solve this […]
It was hell, I can’t walk! Man found sobbing on the street after 36-hour sex ordeal with German nymphomaniac.
If you’ve come here looking for a discussion on four-handed dentistry, you’ve come to the wrong place. If you’ve come here looking for a discussion on why electricity is possible, you’ve come to the wrong […]
ONE BODY – ONE FLESH
I love food and food loves me. It’s like we are married, united, one body, one flesh. I really understand the one body one flesh union as I look at it every morning when I […]
The old man makes a compelling argument and even if I don’t want to agree with him, I always end up turning to page 72.
If you’re unlike me, you wouldn’t have journeyed along the path and met an old man who told you that modern neuroscience has proved that all our actions and decisions are merely the machinations of […]
Fokken Around
When I die, which I hope is many years down the road, I don’t want people to remember me for my bank account or the type of car I drove or the home I lived […]