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We see groundbreaking sci-fi-ish inventions every year. I-phones and nanotechnology are admittedly cool, but the one technology we really need keeps eluding us. I’m talking, of course, about the Time Travel Machine. We urgently need this invention […]
The European Central Bank has foreclosed on Greece. The country’s residents have been given 48 hours to vacate the property. According to the bank, Greece has failed to meet its loan payments […]
BOSTON. It’s the beginning of the charity ball season in Boston, and enterprising event planners try to “front-load” their galas on the calendar in order to catch affluent donors before they come down with a […]
2014 IN SPORTS GEEZERHOOD Yuichiro Muira knows how it feels to be on top of the world. Three times he knows. Three times he’s climbed Mt. Everest, the latest, last year at age 80. His […]
People often ask me, “Paul, how do you make your food so, so edible?” Well, in the interest of culinary advancement, I shall pass on my cooking tips to the world. 1) Food generally heats […]
If you’ve got a 16 hour flight ahead of you, what’s your single biggest fear? Forgetting your book? Worrying about being able to sleep? Nope, it’s having a 12 hour delay kick in – after […]
Paris Hilton is being hailed by conservationists for efforts to curb rice beer binge-drinking by elephants in India. Associated Press “She’s late,” I said to my friend Rajah, an elephas maximus indicus. We were standing […]
My imaginary son got an A+ and he didn’t even do his homework. I feel so proud right now that I could probably spend the rest of the night in the bar, telling everyone how […]
Two Indianapolis-area men have been arrested in the theft of thousands of dollars of Crest Whitening Strips from several Walmart and Target locations. While the police were all smiles when they nabbed the bleaching burglars, […]