The Place to Take a Humor Break
CHAMPAIGN, Illinois. The surgery schedule at Our Lady of Bed Sores Hospital generally slows down at the end of the year, but that’s fine with Dr. Emil Marino since he has a particularly novel and […]
A man stood brazenly in the middle of 5th Venue yesterday and shot someone dead. And got away with it. To most eyes it was just another homicide in a city inured to violence. It, […]
Liberal snowflakes, fake media, the Hollywood elite and just people in general have spent the past year bashing our president saying things like he’s not qualified, he’s a bully, he’s a sexual predator, he’s an […]
This is a story of a teenaged boy whom I will call Ignacio. He was brought to America from a village in South America to live in a small town for a year as a […]
1. What is your idea of perfect happiness? December 26th, some Preparation H, and a 12-year old scotch. 2. What is your greatest fear? Amazon.com 3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? […]
“Hello. My name is Fred, an Elf on the Shelf, and I’m an alcoholic.” The group responds in its customary way. “I am getting close to 90 days sober.” The group claps. “The past 90 […]
I’ve been going through all the boxes of old paperwork in my garage attic—there were a lot of them—and I stumbled across one of my old columns. How old? Well, so old it’s never appeared […]
