Exciting News From 1995
I still find it astonishing that Russia, for a brief period in 1994, was unable to launch its nuclear missiles. Also consider that squirrels have three times brought down NASDAQ, a stock exchange, by chewing […]
Year: 2021
Me and My Small Talker
It was Thursday night, which meant the countdown had begun for a polite Saturday dinner party at which I’ll have to make small talk, an activity I’m ill-equipped to engage in by both nature and nurture. “What […]
Motivational Poster – Goals
Dear Reader, Life is hard. But if we don’t try to achieve anything, we will be become listless and depressed. We can do little things, sure. However, if we accept these minor achievements as the […]
Guy DuBois, First Absurdist Account, Dead at 76
WORCESTER, Mass. Guy DuBois, the creative accountant who first brought the principles of Absurdism to the traditionally-staid realm of double-entry bookkeeping, died yesterday after a brief illness at the Fagerquist Senior Living Center here. He […]
Marjorie Taylor Greene Accuses Biden of Using Betamethasone to Win Election
In the midst of the Kentucky Derby drug scandal, Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene is claiming that throughout the 2020 Presidential campaign Joe Biden brushed with toothpaste containing betamethasone, the banned substance that Medina Spirit […]
My Night With the All-College Girl Revue
“Wow–pretty wild about Bill Gates,” I said to my wife. “What?” “Apparently his wife is divorcing him because of his wild lifestyle.” “Wild like how?” “Nude swimming parties with strippers. Apparently he’s been a total […]