I Wish You a Happy New Year
I don my metaphorical armor as last year could have been a lot better; I’m looking a you, The Summer That Sucked where I was sick the whole. I’m also aprehensive about nation’s future. But […]
Year: 2024
My Year in Blogging: More Than Just Sonny Tufts
As I look back on 2024 and prepare the Gerbil Interactive Media Group (Gerbil News Network, Gerbil Sports Network, Gerbil Entertainment!) for an initial public offering, it is appropriate that I give potential investors a […]
Resolved: No Resolutions
I don’t do resolutions, because failing is a terrible way to start a new year. If you make a major life change, do it gradually. A New Year’s Resolution is like someone who never exercised […]
How to Succeed at New Year’s resolutions
Of making many resolutions, to paraphrase the Book of Ecclesiastes, there is no end. So it is with a sense of weary skepticism that I listen to people tell me this month how they are […]
Things Went Wrong
Commander Jones turned whiter than a blank whited out blank white paper during a blizzard. His hand shook more than What’s Her Face’s twerking butt*. “We have no tacos and the moon base is celebrating […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/27/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Taylor Swift’s skinny jeans, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]