Bill Y 1 – Non-updated Flashlight 0
I was minding my business, basking in my breathtaking brilliance while trying to figure out why the flashlight app needs to update. It’s a flashlight that has but one single purpose and that purpose is […]
I was minding my business, basking in my breathtaking brilliance while trying to figure out why the flashlight app needs to update. It’s a flashlight that has but one single purpose and that purpose is […]
I’ve been told that I’m not perfect and frankly, that hurts. As someone who has righteously, strutted his way through life to the soundtrack of 70s funk, the very notion that I’m not a million […]
Seneca says “Only time can heal what reason cannot” and Seneca is very much right. If you can do a brother a favor and explain that to Jill Y, she might let me out of […]
I have this massively inflated opinion of myself. In my head, I’m the ruler of 17 Eastern European countries, I print my own money and am never wrong. In reality, I am only the ruler […]
The internet is full of information and this is a good thing. Thanks to the internet, I actually sometimes come across as having a semblance of intelligence but it’s not me at all, it’s the […]
Everyone thinks they’re funny these days. Everyone thinks they’re comedians. I think I’ve given out a total of 5 Diploma’s in Comedy this year so I don’t understand why so many people are claiming to […]