Bill Y 1 – Non-updated Flashlight 0

I was minding my business, basking in my breathtaking brilliance while trying to figure out why the flashlight app needs to update. It’s a flashlight that has but one single purpose and that purpose is […]

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I’ve had beard and I’ve had no beard so I’ve seen all that this life can throw at a brother.

I’ve been told that I’m not perfect and frankly, that hurts. As someone who has righteously, strutted his way through life to the soundtrack of 70s funk, the very notion that I’m not a million […]

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Cutting meat out of your diet is the best thing you can do for animals and your own health.

The steaks were on drugs. The steaks were too high. There was no way for me to have my steak and eat it so I didn’t.

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Monkey See, Monkey Do And Now I Have The Doghouse Blues

Seneca says “Only time can heal what reason cannot” and Seneca is very much right. If you can do a brother a favor and explain that to Jill Y, she might let me out of […]

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Happy Christmas everyone and may Bon Jovi never pollute your airwaves again.

Nicky was told he would never find work because of his tattoos.

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No Actors were used in the filming of this.

I have this massively inflated opinion of myself. In my head, I’m the ruler of 17 Eastern European countries, I print my own money and am never wrong. In reality, I am only the ruler […]

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This looks like the real thing but looks can be deceiving.

The internet is full of information and this is a good thing. Thanks to the internet, I actually sometimes come across as having a semblance of intelligence but it’s not me at all, it’s the […]

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Not Funny.

Everyone thinks they’re funny these days. Everyone thinks they’re comedians. I think I’ve given out a total of 5 Diploma’s in Comedy this year so I don’t understand why so many people are claiming to […]

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Dognote

I’m afraid I don’t have any of the usual nonsense today for today is not a fun or funny day. In a moment, I have to go and get a 5lb rib roast in a […]

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