Faster than Usain Bolt after a Jamaican Blue Mountain Curry
Little Dill Y is more inquisitive than a really inquisitive person who asks far too many questions to find out what he wants to know. The little guy asked how his mother and I met […]
Author: Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden
I can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!
The Kindle Fire doesn’t allow you to consume books this way
Every minute of every day, the genius of Thirsty Dave just grows and grows. Scurvy Jane joined a new band ‘The elastic liquorice baseball bats who are fond of reading books about the life and […]
Bert and Ernie are NOT real and here’s conclusive proof.
We’ve shattered so many illusions lately that you could be forgiven for thinking we were professional illusion shatterers. Not only do we not want to become professional illusion shatterers, we’re quite happy to stay part-time […]
I am having brain surgery this year to make me stop making this noise
When you have no talent, sense, intelligence or understanding of how magnets work, it seems reasonable to turn to mocking. When you realise that the one thing you have in life is the ability to […]
Jill Y and the shoes of attitude
There’s growing suspicion at It’s good to mock HQ, that beer circulates through Thirsty Dave’s body, instead of blood. Scurvy Jane has a growing paranoia that Bon Jovi are secretly teaching young bands how to […]
The real edcuation of Little Dill Y
Although school teaches Little Dill Y about the basics such as how magnets work and the genius of Paris Hilton, it’s when he comes home from school that his real education begins. He’s 6 now […]
The like minded individuals who don’t understand why George Lucas is writing another Indiana Jones film that will star Harrison Ford
Scurvy Jane was asked to join a new band with the unusual moniker ‘The like minded individuals who don’t understand why George Lucas is writing another Indiana Jones film that will star Harrison Ford’. They […]
Scurvy Jane becomes patriotic to the max
Scurvy Jane is an absorbing person. When she’s chatting away to someone, she becomes so in tune with her victim, that she starts to speak in the same accent and take on mannerisms of said […]
What do you do when your mind is housed in your brain and your brain is elsewhere?
I think it was a dream. I’m not really sure. It might have been a dream. It might not have been a dream. I’m not really not confused now so I can’t really say if […]
The like minded individuals who don’t understand why George Lucas made those Star Wars prequels
Scurvy Jane recently placed an ad in the local shop window, looking for a new band – ‘Bassoon player who doesn’t understand why George Lucas made those Star Ward prequels, seeks like-minded individuals to create […]