Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please give the highest praise to the brave Istanbul rescue workers that unknowingly saved a drowning blow-up sex doll from an untimely demise. The fact that it took them 5-hours of heavy CPR breathing […]
Dear Lord, please give the highest praise to the brave Istanbul rescue workers that unknowingly saved a drowning blow-up sex doll from an untimely demise. The fact that it took them 5-hours of heavy CPR breathing […]
Dear Lord, please forgive the nonsensical ramblings of Clint Eastwood. Personally, I thought his RNC speech was an excellent example of the GOP. A past co-star, Clyde the orangutan from Every Which Way But Loose refused comment stating […]
Dear Lord, please help us refrain from strangling our cat. Just once we’d like to go into our master bathroom and not find her licking our toothbrushes. It’s not the licking that bothers us – it’s […]
Dear Lord, please remind our house guests not to schedule their return trip home on Fridays. It inspires pleasant and heartwarming devotionals that give me headaches and diarrhea. Yeah, being nice sucks! We miss you already […]
Dear Lord, please remind me why I shouldn’t strangle my older children for telling our five-year-old son if he covers his grandpop’s corns with dirt while he’s napping they’ll grow popcorn trees and if he puts his grandma’s dentures in backward it’ll cause her to eat her […]
At Wednesday’s Olympic Womens Water Polo match NBC aired an American player grabbing the “Olympic gear” of her Spanish opponent. The tussle resulted in a wardrobe malfunction exposing the Spanish player’s nipple. In my opinion, the humorous side to […]
Dear Lord, please, please remind me again why I shouldn’t burn in hell for laughing and allowing the police to handcuff and arrest the snarky woman who walked out of the store with the $1,400 Versace leather […]
Dear Lord, please help me to understand why it is as soon as we invite friends over for dinner our cat who is always constipated decides it’s the perfect time to take a monumental litter […]