Smoke’em If You Got’em

Today in Seattle dozens of people lit up their doobies without the threat of being arrested for smoking marijuana in public. Yes, smoking marijuana is now legal for adults over 21 in Washington State. However, […]

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OH HOLY CRAP! A Personal Recollection of My Family’s Christmas Tradition.

Before I got married my family maiden name was Simpson. Yes Simpson, like Fox Network cartoon family. Just like the show there were five of us. My dad Ted and my mom Margaret and yes […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrific cultural blunder. I joyfully wished my British relatives a Happy Gobble-Gobble Day. After their fit of hysterical laugher they explained that I had just wished them to […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please let Governor Romney’s campaign managers know that it wasn’t their fault he lost the 2012 election. They misplaced the floppy disks  that stored his presidential campaign strategy. The good news is remnants of  the […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please tell my grandparents the trailer for Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter is not a presidential campaign ad, Amen

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive me for my recent blunder. When our boss said we could celebrate Halloween and wear costumes to work, I high-fived her on creating such a sleazy hooker costume. She said she […]

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A Political Fish Tale Caught on Tape with Soundtrack

This week in the news an Australian angler hooked a 600-pound Marlin. During the exhausting battle the large fish unexpectedly leaps into the charter fishing boat and go berserk. The fish was overheard ranting it […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please remind me why it’s against the law to bash your spouse in the head with the digging end of a shovel when he looks at you and says, “Do you really need […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please help me explain to my grandfather that “Nicki Minaj” is a pop singer and not a new euphemism for having quickie sex with three people.

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