Smoke’em If You Got’em
Today in Seattle dozens of people lit up their doobies without the threat of being arrested for smoking marijuana in public. Yes, smoking marijuana is now legal for adults over 21 in Washington State. However, […]
Today in Seattle dozens of people lit up their doobies without the threat of being arrested for smoking marijuana in public. Yes, smoking marijuana is now legal for adults over 21 in Washington State. However, […]
Before I got married my family maiden name was Simpson. Yes Simpson, like Fox Network cartoon family. Just like the show there were five of us. My dad Ted and my mom Margaret and yes […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrific cultural blunder. I joyfully wished my British relatives a Happy Gobble-Gobble Day. After their fit of hysterical laugher they explained that I had just wished them to […]
Dear Lord, please let Governor Romney’s campaign managers know that it wasn’t their fault he lost the 2012 election. They misplaced the floppy disks that stored his presidential campaign strategy. The good news is remnants of the […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my recent blunder. When our boss said we could celebrate Halloween and wear costumes to work, I high-fived her on creating such a sleazy hooker costume. She said she […]
This week in the news an Australian angler hooked a 600-pound Marlin. During the exhausting battle the large fish unexpectedly leaps into the charter fishing boat and go berserk. The fish was overheard ranting it […]
Dear Lord, please remind me why it’s against the law to bash your spouse in the head with the digging end of a shovel when he looks at you and says, “Do you really need […]