Putters and Potty and Meth, Oh My!
Today’s News: A meth lab was found in a porta-potty in the middle of a golf course. No joke, this is a real headline! With that being said I hope the police department has the balls to crack this […]
Today’s News: A meth lab was found in a porta-potty in the middle of a golf course. No joke, this is a real headline! With that being said I hope the police department has the balls to crack this […]
Dear Lord, I need your divine guidance. When I take my vegetarian boyfriend to my favorite Chinese restaurant tonight, is there a polite way to express that we’d prefer 50% less cat, Amen. Thanks […]
In the news today, farmers in the southwest are apprehensive about the recent snow and freezing temperatures effecting produce, specifically broccoli and cauliflower. The shortage would inevitably raise the prices in supermarkets resulting in […]
On New Year’s Eve 2012, Hugh Hefner 86 and Crystal Harris 26 finally made it to the alter and tied the knot. As a wedding gift Hef lavished his new bride with [what else] […]
Dear Lord, please smite me with thy horrid and vengeful fury if I EVER and I mean ever utter the phrase to my husband, “Honey, you really look good in those Meggins”, Amen. http://nation.foxnews.com/meggins/2012/12/12/men-tights-how-meggings-are-taking-fashion-storm […]
Dear Lord, please thank my cheapskate boss for his thoughtful Christmas gift. If I’m ever held captive in a Turkish prison the shitty dollar store aftershave he gave me will keep the rats out of my […]
Dear Lord, I’m posting my Friday Humor Devotional a day early just in case you decide to punish me for my levity in your name and plunge the world into a state of total destruction via […]