Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please give me the strength not to duct tape my mother-in-law to a chair and thrash her with a bamboo cane.  After 8-years of marriage she continues to introduce me as the-gold-digging-slut-whore-who-married-her-baby-boy, Amen.

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive me. When the veterinarian’s office called about having our dog spayed they asked me, “How old is the bitch?” I instinctively gave them my wife’s birthday, Amen.

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The Good News Is

  In the news today, farmers in the southwest are apprehensive about the recent snow and freezing temperatures effecting produce, specifically broccoli and cauliflower. The shortage would inevitably raise the prices in supermarkets resulting in […]

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PYT – Pretty (very) Young Thing

  On New Year’s Eve 2012, Hugh Hefner 86 and Crystal Harris 26 finally made it to the alter and tied the knot. As a wedding gift Hef lavished his new bride with [what else] […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please smite me with thy horrid and vengeful fury if I EVER and I mean ever utter the phrase to my husband, “Honey, you really look good in those Meggins”, Amen.   http://nation.foxnews.com/meggins/2012/12/12/men-tights-how-meggings-are-taking-fashion-storm […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please thank my cheapskate boss for his thoughtful Christmas gift.  If I’m ever held captive in a Turkish prison the shitty dollar store aftershave he gave me will keep the rats out of my […]

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Friday Humor Devotional A Day Early

Dear Lord, I’m posting my Friday Humor Devotional a day early just in case you decide to punish me for my levity in your name and plunge the world into a state of total destruction via […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please smite me with temporary blindness and amnesia after witnessing my semi-naked grandfather getting frisky with grandmom wearing only Christmas stockings and jingle bells yelling whip ‘em Gangnam style, Amen.

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